****** - Verified Buyer
4.5
I cannot believe I am writing a review for toilet paper. I mean, really - Toilet Paper Reviews? But here I am, ignoring the pressing work I have to tell you that this toilet paper is the greatest ever-ever in the whole wide world, pinkie promise!Why am I so passionate about Cottonelle Ultra Cleancare Toilet Paper? Is it the cute little bears in their advertising? It is that the rolls are HUGE so I am only yelling once every three days at my children that changing the toilet paper roll does not cause brain damage? No and NOPE!I am passionate about this marvelous concoction of toilet paper with ripples that cleans your butt without tearing (seriously - it never tears) because, you can put a FULL FREAKING ROLE in your toilet from 1948 and still have the toilet flush completely WITHOUT clogging or overflowing.Does everyone understand the gravity of what I just said? Your cute little cherub of a child can unroll a full double roll of this and put said unrolled toilet paper ALL in the bowl and IT. STILL. FLUSHES. DOWN. COMPLETELY.My only warning is that you don't let the other children know how smart the first child was to figure out this magic trick, because then you are down a full case of this miracle butt cleaner and during a world wide pandemic, this stuff is almost as important to most people as wine.
